I am not officially out of the music business right now, as I am forced by my friends to perform two or three times a year. But "in" the music business now is kind of an exaggeration, too. I'm not sure where the instrument I generally play is located, exactly. It might be in my house.
If I was in a band right now, this would be it. I'm concerned however, that I might have to tone down my hairstyle and fashion sense or they wouldn't let me in.
Abso-fargin-lutely genius here, and one more for our collection of outre covers of this chestnut: