tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14474631.post1883803929701886123..comments2023-10-19T05:40:59.162-04:00Comments on Sippican Cottage: Sunny On the CornerSippicanCottagehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14940797380578921776noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14474631.post-69702856870432267902015-04-09T01:12:00.924-04:002015-04-09T01:12:00.924-04:00Ahem, Sipp, nihil desperandum. There is light at t...Ahem, Sipp, nihil desperandum. There is light at the end of the tunnel for you. My uncle Louie Lozko, known to the poultry world as "Letsgo Lozko, King of the Bantam Chickens", was a pioneer in using music to sooth the savage beasts. <br />He headed a team of international experts that established trends and response curves. Verified findings showed that: cows produced more milk with Classical music; sheep grew more wool with Top Forties; hogs, or hawgs as they are called in places other than Illinois got fatter with polkas; and finally that Bantam chickens were impervious to any music whatsoever, laying eggs at the same rate with any or no music at all. Further studies discovered that chickens cannot hear. They have no ears. <br /> "As for the bantam chickens, those little sumbitches are the living descendants of velociraptors. I wouldn't be messing with 'em." was his epitaph. May the angels bless every silver hair on his sainted head.chasmatichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14962911972107586613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14474631.post-65489262866543781022015-04-08T13:46:01.110-04:002015-04-08T13:46:01.110-04:00I frequently listen to Radio Swiss Jazz on my comp...I frequently listen to Radio Swiss Jazz on my computer, and you'll never guess what was playing just now when I connected. Well---you will guess since it's so obvious: <i>Sunny</i>, by Stochelo Rosenberg. I don't understand this but it's all your fault.Deborah HHnoreply@blogger.com