Friday, March 24, 2017

How To Play Sunny on the Drums

As you may recall, I have determined -- announced, really -- that Sunny by Bobby Hebb is the official song of the twenty-teens. I will brook no contradiction on this point. I don't know what trout have to do with anything, but stay with me here.

This is the procedure for playing Sunny on the drums. The fellow in the video gets it. Follow his method and you'll be famous on unread blogs the world over in no time:
  • First, learn how to play the drums real good
  • Second, steal some drums
  • OK, that second thing maybe should be the first thing
  • Now kill your Shop teacher and take his eyeglasses
  • Then go to Himmler's barber and ask for the men's regular
  • Get a brick wall to play in front of
  • Get a Kia Sephia with a trunk big enough to haul your drums and your brick wall
  • Don't worry about bringing your OSB wall, the bass player will bring his
  • Remember, the guitar player is really just the hood ornament on your bass drum
  • Lift an eyebrow about two minutes in
  • All the chicks. All of them
The Official Song of the Twenty-Teens


Sam L. said...

DANG!!!!! Too late for me. I am so bummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmed.

Casey Klahn said...

And here all along I thought it was Wichita Lineman.

Larry Geiger said...

I like the ghostly sound guy in the background.

SippicanCottage said...

Oh, gosh, Casey, I almost forgot the disclaimer. Many thanks for reminding me. Sunny is the New, Improved Official Cover Song of the Twenty-Teens.