Tell me the one about how my kids won't be able to go on field trips to the museum if they're not enrolled in school. I love that one, too. It's totes adorb. It's my favorite, except for my other favorites, which are my favorite favorites. My children never get the opportunity to be chaperoned by someone on the sex offender registry. Of course that's better than being left at the museum like the other kid in the same story. I think. Pretty sure. Maybe the kid they left behind actually looked at something on the wall in the museum after the batteries in his iBrick ran out. Hey, could happen.
I'm with you, though; I doubt it. We all know if a school-age child's iBinky battery runs out of electricity, they immediately lie down on the floor and die.