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Tuesday, January 27, 2015

BEST. NEIGHBOR. EVAR.


There's always a lot of competition for BEST. NEIGHBOR. EVAR, of course.  When you were ten, there was that guy that used to whistle while jingling change, and he eventually wore a hole in all his pockets. Boom! Ice-cream-man money up and down his driveway, all the time. That guy was pretty sweet. Then there was that dude that had a stack of Playboys in his bathroom next to the crapper. That was pretty good. There was that guy that put down a plastic liner and flooded the back yard so we could all play hockey. He even put up lights. That guy was like a god. Not the God, but a god, surely. 

Then there was that guy with the hot wife who was always vacuuming in the nude and didn't have any drapes. Wait, that came out wrong. Pronoun trouble. The guy didn't vacuum naked, his wife did. And I meant to say that the house didn't have drapes. The wife had drapes. I guess. I'm not sure she had a head or a face or anything. Anyway, that was a pretty good neighbor. But this guy is the BEST. NEIGHBOR. EVAR.

[Thanks to faithful reader and friend Sam for sending that one along. He's the BEST. READER. EVAR. At least for today]


6 comments:

Leslie said...

Having zero experience with such things, how long would all that have taken him? What a neighbor.

Johnny Glendale said...

I'm thinking the best neighbor ever would show up with a moving van...just sayin'...

Larry Geiger said...

That's interesting the way he can aim the output hose. Cool. Didn't know that snow blowers did that. Course I've only seen snow once or twice. Here in Florida we gather around and watch and laugh at videos like this. :-)

Sam L. said...

YOWZA! Fine young fella!

walt reed said...

You have brought back memories of a beautiful blonde neighbor that used to mow her grass in a bikini. She was surface of the sun hot. Thanks!

EarlW said...

1) Why didn't he aim the exhaust with the wind instead of against it?

2) Why did he reverse back and only clear snow in one direction? I would have cleared in both directions...

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