Friday, February 15, 2013

Dorf On Golf And Sprinting And Murder


This morning, while my wife was taking a shower,  I waited for her in our bedroom. I knelt down on the far side of the bed, and when she came through the door, I shot her with a Nerf gun.

It's the little things in this world you treasure.


10 comments:

Charles said...

You sir, are my hero!

...and a braver man then I.

Andy said...

I was under the impression that all states North of the Equator and South of Labrador were gun free zones. You must be in a state somewhat East of crazy. Well played.

Deborah said...

Oh dear.

vanderleun said...

Let me not to the marriage of beauty and Bozo
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when the nerf dart strikes
And unto the Bozo doth reprove:
O no! Nerf strikes an ever-fixed mark
That clencheth her fist which is then shaken;
And remindeth Bozo he must sometime sleepeth,
And have his scrotum superglued, although his slight be taken.
Love wife is not Time's fool, though she married him.
And at times within his drooling brain's compass come:
Love alters not with Bozo's brief hours and weeks of wakefulness,
But waits him out even to the edge of doom.
   If this be error and upon her proved,
   I never writ, nor no woman ever snuck up on her love with a frying pan.

drdave said...

And you lived long enough to tell of it!! Good job, but watch your back, as Gerard implies.

SippicanCottage said...

I'm beginning to suspect that Gerard is brilliant again.

I toyed with the idea that he was brilliant a few years back, but he craftily tried to throw me off the scent by becoming my friend.

But that's wearing off. I'm growing suspicious again.

Bilejones said...

The Big Lesson I've learned this week is that even when it's factually accurate, it's not wise to refer to one's spouse as
"My first wife".

Sam L. said...

You know she's going to hire the Heir and Spare as hitmen, don't you?

Might oughta have them taste your food for you.

leelu said...

Cabin fever or death wish?

Larry Geiger said...

You're soon gonna be kneeling by the bed. Kneeling in prayer, because you're gonna need one!