Monday, November 19, 2012
Buxtehude Dude's Guitar Goes To Eleven
Reader Arkadiy wants my boys to adapt some Buxtehude for guitar and drums. Nice music. Prehistoric Bach. It's not a bad idea, but I refuse to carry a harpsichord up the stairs.
But, whoah; how much loot for that lute? That bad boy goes to eleven. You could moonlight on the weekend harpooning minke whales with that. I could change car tires using that for a lever. Joust. Our second floor windows could become secondary means of egress if we leaned that against the side of the house. I could pick apples on that thing. I could beat an elephant senseless with it in a pinch. It's awesome. I want one.
No, I want two, so I could strap them to my legs and join the circus.