Monday, August 20, 2012

Forrest Demps Plays For The Patriots Now. LULZ


Jeff Demps is immediately the fastest running back in the history of the NFL.

Little known fact: I once signed a high six-figure contract at the Patriots' stadium.

Other little known fact: A friend of mine bought the crummy astro-turf endzones from the old Foxboro stadium, and used them for carpeting. 

5 comments:

Andy said...

From the article, portion of his tweet:

"Glad to be apart of the team."

Spelling matters, Jeffrey. But in fairness, it matters less in professional football.

But then again, you signed a six-figure contract and we (I) still expect you too spell rite, so thats wot.

I may have landed in Seattle, but I still claim affinity with Colorado sports. All they did for me this year was sign Peyton Manning. Ho-hum.

SippicanCottage said...

You must immediately pretend to be a huge Steve Largent fan.

Steve Largent!

Andy said...

Every mushy transplant has himself a Largent jersey. I go all in with Dave Krieg.

Sam L. said...

I don not even wish I knew who these guys are.

Tom Francis said...

Another little known fact: I have John Hannah's helmet from his last game autographed no less.