Tuesday, July 03, 2012

I've Been Living In Maine For Two Years Now, And I Still Haven't Gotten Used To How Homely The Hitchhikers Are

What's the difference between a moose and Paul Anka's orchestra?
A moose has the horns out front and the assh*le in the back.


Casey Klahn said...

Found some moose tracks out front yesterday. I always wondered how fast they ran. Dude should have clocked her.

Sam L. said...

Looks like it could be as smooth a ride as a horse. Not that I'd be foolish enough to try it.

Anonymous said...

Don't goose the moose. (Ancient Chinese proverb)