Saturday, March 17, 2012

The Rock Of Fergus

Two drunkards are staggering down the lane in the middle of the night. A copper grabs them by the collar and says, "You two look like you're up to no good. You; what's your name and where do you live?"

The heavier fellow rears up a bit, straightens an imaginary belt, clears his throat, and says," I'm Malachy Curran, of no fixed address!"

The cop turns to the other drunk.

"I live in the flat above Malachy." 

Related: Orange Line


Arlan said...

My first introduction was:

SippicanCottage said...


Very nice version.