Tuesday, May 10, 2011
I'd Like My Own Personal Blimp, Please
Ah, great to see the Boston Globe has decided to quit the newspaper business and attempt the "Garrison Keillor-on-Seconals-and-bourbon-NPR-style-mumbling-over-grainy-video" method of disseminating information. It's the wave of the future, I hear.
Anyway, the makers of the object of my desire, Skyacht, who seem about as organized, efficient, and businesslike as rodeo clowns, say they'd be nifty for "such things as eco-tourism and forest canopy research".
I was thinking more of looming over my adversaries and tormentors and mercilessly raining fire and death and destruction down on them from the heavens like some crazed Jupiter, accompanied by a cadre of leggy henchwomen in leather Mrs. Peel jumpsuits.
Did I just say that out loud? I meant I want one for eco-tourism. No, really.