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Monday, September 13, 2010

A Trip To The Hardware Store Is Fraught With Peril -- Mind Your Declensions When Discussing Johnson Rods

8 comments:

misterarthur said...

I don't think my local hardware store (it's a real one) carries felching pens.

Gagdad Bob said...

I think the toolmakers are just goofing on us. How else to explain the ball-peen hammer?

SippicanCottage said...

I always like to keep my ballpeen hammer looking sharp with a mill bastard file.

Gagdad Bob said...

Not a male, I assume. Not that there's anything wrong with it.

Jewel -Testy Infidel said...

I'm staying with the baking profession, boys. Sticky buns at Me Olde Bake Shoppe, "La Douche Baguette". You can do whatever you want with Declensing the frots.

Sissy Willis said...

Houses are cute when they're little ...

Jean said...

Hardware. Appropriate.

An Edjamikated Redneck said...

And now I know how House put himself through Medical School.

And yes misterarthur; the felching pens are right next to the cannuter valves, in most applications.