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Sunday, August 29, 2010

Songs Engendered By Driving Past Emo Girls Texting At A Yard Sale In Norway, Maine


Fat girl texting in her bed all night
Man, those stubby thumbs can really fly
All Done, Bye Bye (ADBB)
She was only waiting for the pizza to arrive

Facebook Friending in the dead of night
Tagging Bieber's Wall for all to see
(Pie!) AYCE
You are only waiting for his Poking to be free

Fat girl, type
Fat girl, type
Into your T-Mobile myTouch Slide.

Fat girl, type
Fat girl, type
Into your T-Mobile myTouch Slide.


Fat girl texting in her bed all night
Man, those stubby thumbs can really fly
ADBB
She was only waiting for the pizza to arrive
She was only waiting for the pizza to arrive
She was only waiting for the pizza to arrive

6 comments:

Casey Klahn said...

Oh great. Now I won't be able to get that one out of my head. Viral music...

vanderleun said...

Don't give up your day job.

Bapu said...

May you gain lots of weight and have to wear suspenders to hold up your size 46 pants.

Sam L. said...

Liked it.

I don't need a lecture on manners, but a couple hot tips might be useful.

And, what do you have against Spam?
Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam! Loved by Pacific Islanders and Alaskans--must be something to do with weather, doncha think?

SippicanCottage said...

Don't give up your day job.

I'll need to get one, first.

Anonymous said...

OMG,LMAO. I would have texted this but I've got pizza grease all over my chubby fingers.