Asstoot reader and commenter Andy has guessed the who in the Whose House. It's my house. I bought it on Wednesday. His beautiful daughter already brushes her teeth using a Ten Finger Stepper, but he can bestow his prize on some other lucky person I'm sure. I've been the Johnny Appleseed of steppers for a while now; I'm the Paul Bunyan of Maine now as well. That's me in the picture.