No, I'm not exaggerating. Heaven forfend I do that on a blog, anyway. It would be, like, the first time that ever happened, and I'd spoil the Intertunnel for everyone.
This building is so wondrous, I'll accept four different answers for who lived and/or worked here. If you don't know who at least three of them were, your license to cruise the Intarnets is hereby revoked. You will receive a library card and a block of government cheese in its stead.
If Google Street View is to be believed, it's a fargin' Starbucks now. I'm going to go hang myself from the shower curtain rod now.