Psst. You didn't hear this from me, but if you were to go to this page right here, and you were to select Woman's World Special Ten Finger Stepper from the first drop down list, customize your item to your heart's content from the colors and finishes dropdown lists, then type sippicanblog into the coupon code box, you'd get 50% off on your purchase of a Sippican Cottage Furniture Super Ten Fingers Stepper.
$24.99? That's twenty-five soul-stirring, headspinning, epiphany-producing, wallet-gorging bucks off the regular price, which is too damn cheap in the first place. And if enough people purchase one, we can start feeding our younger son regularly again. After we fetch him off the ice floe, of course.