Sunday, December 21, 2008

Electrifying News

I don't know if you already noticed it or not, but electricity is danged useful. Without it, you can't post witty essays on the Internet or anything. The reason you can't is twofold. First, you're not all that witty; second, you're busy emptying the sump pump hole with a pail and dumping it outside, in the dark.

Other than that, you can do without the stuff. Heat is overrated, and my wife looks so lovely in the candlelight.


Gerard said...

Stop with the straight lines already.

Rick Lee said...

That lineman sure is happy.

Thud said...

I presume a storm has hit?