Cave broke. Must fix cave. Broke cave get in way of hunting and gathering. Make caveman that lives there broke, if broke house get in way of not being broke. Caveman fix cave.
Cavewoman complain when cave is broke. Does not like when cavecubs go into sky off end of cave stoop. She afraid cavecubs will become cavestoops from many blows to head. Prominent eyebrow ridge not enough, she say. Chance to produce more cavecubs withheld from poor caveman.
Caveman fix cave stoop right now.
Caveman multimedia star now. Will document cave repair.
Cavecub, go get hammer.
No, that hammer I use to marble paper. Get real hammer.
No, that hammer I use to make pictureframes and scratch doorframes when I walk by wearing belt. Cavedad said bring hammer.
Cavecub getting warm now. Waffle face of framing hammer is like Reiki massage for thumbnails. Very refreshing. But cavecub still not get it.
Ah, cavecub is mine after all. Good cavecub.
Caveman put cave cubs to bed early tonight.