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Saturday, July 28, 2007

***insert blogpost here***

(I am grateful for the expressions of concern about my health from one and all. Thank you all, and I hope you all have your inhaler at all times.)

***funny opening line***

***obligatory reference to hectic nature of blogger's jetset lifestyle***

***insert excuse for meager writing input here by tangentially referring to obligatory reference to hectic nature of blogger's jetset lifestyle illness***

***if dire emergency, post pictures of adorable children or pets here***

***childless bloggers with dead pets insert random cameraphone shots of surroundings in the manner of Japanese tourist in Disneyland parking lot***

***utilize hardy perennial reference to received knowledge about political figure to cadge 600 words from autotext***

***mock Microsoft/Blogger/Opposing Political Party/French here***

***describe quotidian activities in excruciating detail here***

***best to edit out throne/magazine/candle details from previous item- not funny***

***post YouTube video your brother sent you of Ray Charles and Van Morrison for no apparent reason except it's terrific***



***mock Billy Joel in front row--you are so not Van Morrison, dude***

***GBTW***

9 comments:

J.C. Loophole said...

***Insert vague comment here, only mildy amusing to myself***
***Insert follow up comment here, that praises your post/blog, but still manages to talk about myself***

SippicanCottage said...

***reply to comment without reading much of it***

Wolf Flywheel said...

***insert comment here, commenting on the previous comments***

***insert a further comment as if the previous commentors have not already thought of it themselves***

***reach for inhaler***

SippicanCottage said...

***express desire to travel to a metropolis known for gambling in the desert in Nevada***

XWL said...

Laughlin?


(oops! forgot *** ****)

SippicanCottage said...

***type "heh" instead of any sort of intelligent rejoinder about wry nature of previous comment***

Buddy Larsen said...

Even though like most highly talentless people I'm easily bored, I'm finding all this mildly amusing.

SippicanCottage said...

***Loan Buddy Larsen some asterisks here***

Buddy Larsen said...

(Thanks--I keep mine in a salt shaker which somehow got lost inside my mashed potatoe Devil's Tower)

***Even though like most highly talentless people I'm easily bored, I'm finding all this mildly amusing***

(I'll pay them back after the Spring Thaw)